Dear Andy,
I’m kinda shit at parallax scrolling.

But, here are some hilarious things you’ve said in the past year.

“WHAT’S UP HOMIE
OMFG
IN SUCH A GOOD FUCKING MOOD”

“I was sat here for about 3 hours the other night trying to figure out why something was going wrong. And it was a missing fucking $ for a PHP variable. Stuck the $ at the beginning of the variable name and it works.”

“UGH
FUCK GEORGIE
Y U SO GUD @ DESIGN”

“I don’t want no stinking iPhone!!!”

Georgie: I am actually going to learn to drive soon.
Andrew: You can’t drive from Australia to England though, so what difference does that make? :P

“I jaywalk ALL the time”

“Listen up buddy... Blah, blah, blah... SORT YOUR FUCKING ATTITUDE OUT, DICK!”

“Do I want a silver Mini Cooper S? Hell fucking yes. But do I need one? Nah.”

“Omg. You won’t believe what came through my letterbox today! The most HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, AWFUL, FOUL AND WRETCHED CHRISTMAS CARD EVER FROM SOME BITCH CALLED GEORGIE!!! Wait until I get my hands on her... I am going to lavish her in hugs and kisses!”

“Can’t WAIT for Easter! Gonna feast on Easter eggs and drown myself in milk hahaha”

“I’m watching House, season one. Episode 14 is where Edward Vogler becomes the new chairman of the hospital and you’re right. He’s a total fucking cunt!!”

“Hmmm sorry about that I was stuffing my face full of chocolate fingers :3”

“You know that rowing boat picture of yours? Drown. Bitch.”

“I’m pressing the button to end the call and it won’t even fucking do it. Piece of shit.”

Georgie: Hmm where are you in my phone contacts.
Andrew: I’m probably under Sir Lord Andrew Cooper 8th Earl of Lancashire.

“HOLY SHIT
I CAN SEE MYSELF IN YOUR MIRROR”

Happy 23rd birthday :) ♥