Lets you pass extremely noxious, unbearable, suffocating gas
Allows you to always have enough time to get to your chamber pot
Gives an unfortunate, unpredictable instance of extremely watery stool
The ability to have a bowel movement with a reasonable amount of stool that is easy to pass
The ability to pass gas without the horror of following through with solid
Causes the cursed to unintentionally pass a solid when passing gas
Each visit to the chamber pot will result in no bowel movement, despite the urge to pass stool
Prevents members of the public from discerning that a smell came from your direction
Similar to non gaseous speculantis but in a villager gathering setting, where attendees are known
Empties one’s chamber pot so one can return to a clean receptacle
Upgrades one’s chamber pot to a gemstone-encrusted, 24 karat gold heirloom receptacle
Colon bacterium expelliarmus
Restores bacteria in the gut and colon to optimal levels