trade your misery for something else

a partner who won’t eat the meal you prepared and cooked

a diagnosis for an obstructed bowel

sitting through a lunchtime meeting with a manager who has no regard for your welfare (or anyone else’s)

owing $2,000 to the government because they didn’t tax you enough

feeling like you have no time for Weird Web October

poor sleep for a week as a result of parental duties

having to pay 10% surcharge on Sundays on top of 2% credit card surcharge

a wet sock for a whole day because you stepped into a puddle by accident

the airconditioner not working in your car and the temperature is 37ºC / 98ºF today

being unable to get out of bed because you just can’t be fucking bothered anymore